Episode #17: In the wake of “the Cheddar Vodka incident,” your resident hot girls decide to try some hand-me-down Southern Comfort Pepper and Hypnotic with mixed results.
Episode #16: In the second half of our Fourth of July installment, Hazel and Diva taste test Diva’s homemade cheddar-infused vodka to hilarious results. Lacey has never been more happy to be vegan. ThomAss has never been more happy to be off the horse, so to speak.
As promised in previous episodes, here’s our version of Marcus Alberti’s tipsy portraits (ThomAss doesn’t drink):
Episode #15: Listen in on our Fourth of July festivities where Hazel narrates her snacks, Lacey gets a little too New Age for Diva’s liking, and we contemplate turning the podcast into a travel show (as long as there isn’t too much nature).
Episode #14: Hot Girls continue their conversation on Memorial Day 2016. We had a lot to drink and sat in the sun. Lacey shares some amazing stories from her youth. We discuss identity theft, sketchy job offers, and feet. Hazel is compelled to ask many times, “When does that work?!” Also, snapchat is a thing.
Episode #13: Hot Girls are outside for summer. We discuss bugs, vitamins, nutrition, and allergies. We’re highly informative! Also, we love Stan’s Donuts. We have to remember to take more pictures next time. #adulting Happy Memorial Day!!!
Episode #12: This time the Hot Girls have quite a bit of wine and talk about body hair, body hair trends, and pictures of said hair. They also discuss animated hunks and really put Thom Ass on the spot. Enjoy!
Image via Buzzfeed – If Disney Princes Had Tattoos.
Episode #11: We’re back!!! After a very long hiatus, the Hot Girls return to talk about edible wearables, Jessica Simpson, and comedy classics. We discuss disgusting new cocktails and discover that we are super spies.
Episode #10: Diva, Lacey, Cinnamon, & Hazel discuss the craving for summer during a Chicago winter.
Episode #9: Diva, Cinnamon, Hazel, & Lacey discuss the quirky ins & outs of sexual escapades.
Episode #8: Cinnamon, Diva, Hazel, & Lacey continue to give life advice about transitioning from one thing to another.